zetumblrdolphin:

rainbowblacksheep:

intergalactickoala:

“Take care of your son. He is very weak, very dehydrated. Take care of yourselves, you must avoid selection. Eat! Eat anything, all the time. Eat all you can. The weak don’t last very long around here…”

Oh my god is my sex life a holocaust labour camp

“He ordered a florist to send her flowers in his absence.”

… so not much change then?

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youknowyourefromyorkshirewhen:

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xsmilealine:

goldandleather:

cherishingthefacade:

tastemycoffee:

urielalessandro:

theamericankid:

You Can Tell A Lot From How Drivers Hold Steering Wheels

I guess I’m a douchebag farmer.

I’m a little bit of everything?…

Shit…I’m a racecar driving mom haha

I’m a douchebag Mother.

i

(Source: demeter-romero)

woodyallenscenes:

HAPPY 76th BIRTHDAY WOODY ALLEN

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whitepaperbag:

So, she doesn

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yultron:

HAHA hilarious. 

yeoldenews:

This is without a doubt the most fascinating, steam punk-esque vision of the future I

(Source: demeter-romero)

hittingthemark:

A great night, a great show. Great series of matches, headlined by a spectacular match by CM Punk and Dean Ambrose. Met a whole bunch of wrestlers, all of whom were super nice and cool.

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windyspirit:

A Buddhist monk’s footprints are permanently etched into the floorboards he has been praying on every day for 20 years.

Not shopped.

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